The following is a conversation between Reed and I while we were on vacation. I told Tim later that I did not have to share this with him -- I could've kept it to myself, but I did think it was funny.
On our last full day at the beach in Destin, there was a yellow flag warning out as the waves were pretty choppy. Reed and I were out riding the waves together on a boogie board and as the waves were running at a diagonal, we were being taken further and further down the beach. The following conversation came next:
Me: Reed, we're going to need to get out and walk back. Daddy's going to be worried and wonder where we are.
Reed: That's because he's the boss.
Me: Really?
Reed: Yes, because he's the oldest. That makes him the boss.
Me: Oh, because I'm pretty sure Daddy thinks I'm the boss.
Reed: No, you're just BOSSY!